do you want to spend xmas in javea ?

Its all happening here murder, scandal, love triangles, power struggles, fraud, changed identities, wife buying and theres more. The goings on in a once quaint, costa blancan fishing village, thats been taken over by pod people, aliens, a mad invasion of frenzied beings - known once as THE ENGLISH. The story starts here. (and probably never ends)

Just one more day in paradise.


After 3 days of what seems like an eternity of rain, the sun has come out - and its bright! From my old, huge wooden framed windows I can see the rest of the once small, mountainside village of Javea. The sea twinkles in the strong sunlight like a bed of blue cristal just beyond, lapping against the shore invitingly.

All set against the backdrop of montgo mountain, which incidentally, is an elephant if you view it from the right angle (somewhere along the main Gata road would be that angle). Then you will see the distinct impression of an elephant that's undergone leg amputations - four leg amputations or its a dead elephant with crushed legs, anyway its a beautiful sight. This doesn,t impress an urgency in the reader to view montgo or the spectacular scene of the mountain changing hues to yellow, orange, red, scarlet and grey, as the day's sunlight rises, sets, reflects and dances on its surface.

I have no more time to write now as I am being called by the sirens. All aliens must report to work. Ah work well that is a timewarp in itself and will need much chapters.

I will leave you with one thought from a being in Javea

Its mid December, the boughs are decked, santa's on prozac, rudolph and friends are in the stalls waiting for the off. Will someone for gods sake just cancel xmas.